Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of...

Or, better yet, set up your iPhone to the following options:

But, there are precisely TWO reasons.

With the fuckening of your life, that is.

IT’S LATE, AND I HAVE TO GET UP VERY EARLY.

One, is because they want or need something from you.

It’s no more complicated than that.

I’M NOT GOING TO WAX POETIC, OR TYPE A THESIS ON THIS ONE.

And now that you know that, that having been said.

Tell the narcissist to suck a dick.

“Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system”.

They want to finish the job.

And that’s it.

And two, is because they aren’t finished yet.

There is only one thing that you can do.

And, two alone.

Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of separation?